Seasonal Shenanigans
With Dr. Melissa Bird & Safrianna Lughna, LCPC, MS
Ready for shadow work that doesn't suck?
Magic without the bullshit.
Self work with actual joy.
Come play in the Portals with us!
Are you tired of taking your spirituality so seriously? With decades of experience running Wheel of the Year rituals, we're here to throw intuitive ingredients in the pot and have a blast—because magic works better when you're not overthinking it, and shadow work doesn't have to be a slog.
We're here for people who want to do the real work AND have a damn good time doing it. Show up as you are—we're opening the portal.
Our Rituals Are Intuitive Experiences: Here’s What to Expect
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Portal Pathwalking
We'll open sacred seasonal 90-minute portals where you can drop into yourself and connect to the magic in ways that will shift how you see everything. These experiences are about awakening your own inner magic, not following our rules.
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Symbolic Wisdom
We'll be bringing together threads of creation and symbolism and weaving them in ritual in real-time. Expect teachings, card pulls, and activations that flow through us as we connect with each season's unique energy.
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Fun Shadow Work
We'll have all the fun in the world AND call out the shadows ready to be excavated. Having a good time and doing Self Work aren't mutually exclusive—they're actually more powerful combined!
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No Overthinking
We're not doing 18 steps. No supplies required. No handouts. Just connection, seasonal symbolism, and whatever arises in the moment. The most powerful rituals are often the simplest! Bring yourself and a journal.
All ceremonies will be live on Zoom and last for approximately 90 minutes.
All you need is yourself and a journal!
Our Upcoming Portals
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Lughnasadh
Lammas • First Harvest
Friday, August 1st
4 PM Pacific / 7 PM Eastern
First Quarter Moon
The season of claiming what's yours. Lughnasadh calls you to step into your power and harvest the abundance you've been working toward. We'll guide you through rituals of gratitude, manifestation, and unapologetic self-celebration. Time to stop playing small and start claiming your truth.
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Mabon
Autumn Equinox • Balancing
Sunday, September 21st
1 PM Pacific / 4 PM Eastern
New Moon Eclipse
Holy Eclipse Portal, Batman! This is transformation on steroids. The Fall Equinox invites us to look into our shadows while honoring our light. Perfect for anyone tired of spiritual bypassing and ready for the real work of integration and harmonized inner power.
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Samhain
All Hallows • Veil Thins
Sunday, November 2nd
1 PM Pacific / 4 PM Eastern
Waxing Crescent
When the veil is thinnest, we don't just honor the dead—we channel their revolutionary fire. This sacred portal is about receiving ancestral wisdom, releasing what's keeping you stuck, and emerging as the ancestor your future self will thank. Expect some serious spiritual downloads.
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Yule
Winter Solstice • Deepest Dark
Thursday, December 18th
4 PM Pacific / 7 PM Eastern
Dark Moon
The season of storytelling and the pregnant pause. Winter Solstice disrupts the capitalistic "go-go-go" and invites you into the beautiful necessity of dormancy. What are you gestating? What stories are you holding? This is about honoring the darkness that births new light!
Join Us for All Four
Seasonal Shenanigans Rituals
Get the 4th ritual FREE when you join us for the complete journey
Lughnasadh (Lammas • First Harvest) on
Friday, August 1st at 4 PM Pacific / 7 PM Eastern
Mabon (Autumn Equinox • Balance of Light & Dark) on
Sunday, September 21st at 1 PM Pacific / 4 PM Eastern
Samhain (All Hallows • Veil Between Worlds) on
Sunday, November 2nd at 1 PM Pacific / 4 PM Eastern
Winter Solstice (Yule • Return of the Light) on
Thursday, December 18th at 4 PM Pacific / 7 PM Eastern
Buy Three Rituals, Get the Fourth Free!
Your Revolutionary Guides
Two women who refuse to play small, spiritual bypass, or pretend the world doesn't need healing.
Dr. Melissa Bird
Descendant of the Shivwits Band of Paiutes • Revolutionary Healer & Lay Preacher • Author & Speaker
Dr. Bird doesn't just talk about graceful revolution—she IS graceful revolution. As a nationally recognized lay preacher, author, and healer, she's awakened revolutionaries and trailblazers across the globe with speeches described as "fierce," "revelatory," and "life-changing."
Host of "The Thinnest Veil" podcast and author of "Love Notes and Prayers: Guidance for the Soul," Melissa creates spaces where intuition meets action and grief transforms into power. She's not here for surface-level spirituality—she's here to help you use your spiritual gifts to change your life and your community.
Why she's co-creating with Safrianna: "There's never been a more important time to allow our magic to flow out into the world. We're opening portals of space where people can connect to themselves in a way that shifts how they're looking at everything happening in the world."
Safrianna Lughna, LCPC
The Queer-Spirit Guide • Druidic Priestess & Trauma Therapist
• Author & Speaker
At 18, Safrianna woke up with an unshakeable knowing: "I am a Druid!" Since then, she's transformed from trauma therapist to international best-selling author and the founder of her own company—all while leading seasonal rituals that make people say "holy shit, I needed that."
She's been hosting moon ceremonies and Wheel of the Year rituals since 2008, weaving in trauma-informed healing with earth-based spirituality. As the author of novels and poetry collections that tackle everything from pregnancy loss to polyamory, she brings the kind of raw honesty that spiritual spaces desperately need.
Why she's co-creating with Melissa: "We love each other so much and love being together—now we get to create magic together in an even deeper way. We love creating magic together—now we get to open portals where people experience more transformation in 90 minutes than they thought possible. We're here to call out shadows AND have the time of our lives doing it.”
FAQ
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We've got you covered! Every ritual is recorded and you'll receive access to the replay. The magic doesn't diminish outside of the live container—if anything, you can rewatch and dive deeper.
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Just yourself and a journal. No fancy supplies, no expensive crystals, no complicated prep. We're about the magic that lives within you, not the stuff you can buy.
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Nope! These rituals are not about creating more clutter in your life. These are live, channeled experiences where the wisdom flows directly to you. The insights you receive will be uniquely yours.
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Absolutely. Whether you're brand new to seasonal spirituality or you've been walking this path for decades, these rituals meet you where you are. We create space for all levels of experience.
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We're not here to sell you on love and light while the world burns. We integrate spiritual practice with social consciousness, personal healing with collective action. This is spirituality for people who give a damn.
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Recordings included.
Just bring yourself and a notebook.
Ready for the kind of magic that lights you up, makes you laugh, and inspires you?
Join us for some seasonal shenanigans where you get to be exactly who you are while discovering who you're becoming.
We're opening the portal—you just need to show up as you are.
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